Thursday, September 15, 2011

Lawyer Turns Topless Dancer to Pay bills

I stumbled across a great new article about unemployed lawyers getting desperate to pay the bills. Some are even turning to extreme measures to help make ends meet. Some are even turning into strippers, exotic dancers and topless dancers.  In fact, you should all read this article I just found on MSNBC:

Lawyer turns topless dancer to make ends meet

When I read this article I was sitting at my cubicle during lunch break, and a VP of research came by my desk to ask me to run a report. He saw me reading the news on my computer, and saw me reading the article about the lawyer turned stripper. He made some awful joke about how this girl must wear a lawyer outfit with a miniskirt when she strips at the club. He is this 300 lbs obese prick, and doesn't seem to understand the frustrations that many unemployed legal professionals face.

I read this article and it really made me sad. I can't imagine how horrible it must be to have so much student debt, bills to pay and resort to working as an exotic dancer to make ends meet. In the article it goes on to say that she will get another law job as soon as she can and leave working as a topless dancer.

I have had my share of crazy bad jobs to make ends meet:

I have worked as a bouncer at a lesbian bar ( the money was great 200-300 bucks for 2 nights of work)

I have worked as a laborer in construction

I have worked as telemarketer for fast food companies in college

I have also worked in South Central LA and survived a drive by shooting ( Thank God they missed and the sheriffs came right away)

I hope that God protects this girl and all the other legal professionals resorting to stripping, porn or any other type of job that puts them in danger. Also, be careful if you are a stripper, the work itself can be dangerous! If you don't believe me, watch the video below on Youtube!

- The Poor Paralegal


  1. When I was younger, I used to work for a painting company, and all the older painters were into going to the local strip clubs on a friday lunch break.

    I always felt akward, and ashamed of myself for going to those places, and it has been many years since I have been to one.

    I don't know, I just have a moral delimma about that, and porn, and the viewing of porn in general.

    Not so much from a religious standpoint, but from a human one.

    The heart of it being the selling of one's body I guess, and that it seems very wrong.

  2. I know a guy who goes to strip clubs and throws banana peels on the stage to watch the strippers slip and fall. He must be a law school professor?

  3. At least chicks HAVE the option to become strippers! That's not an option open to men. It's also a very LUCRATIVE option if one can get past any ethical and/or moral constraints...

  4. @ MarkyMark

    Males strip too! Male strippers are the higlight of a Bachelorette party.

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  6. We really cannot know who can be a stripper. It might have a bad reputation but if someone really needs money they will surely gonna grab the opportunity.